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THE PRINCELY
PHALLUS How grand is the penis! Such a marvelous contraption it be. Throughout the ages, the penis has been an object of worship and adoration in most cultures. The ‘phallic’ symbol has been represented in architecture for centuries. From the columns of the Parthenon in Rome, to the Eiffel-Tower in France. Not to mention lighthouses throughout the coastal regions of our own America, standing erect and stalwart to warn passing ships of dangerous shoals and rock formations. Totem poles of our North American Natives are also representative of the penis. It amazes me that ‘homophobes’ ever eat hotdogs, pickles, or bananas with their distinctive phallic shapes. Should a real ‘macho-man’ use a pen or pencil, (pencils even have “rubbers” on them) or hold a tall glass to drink out of? Odd that beer cans and bottles are of that PENIS shape! Even baseball bats emulate the erect penis. Our American flags are found waving from a pole with a knob on the end of it…..a phallic symbol perhaps? And what about those fat cigars that many men hold so wetly between their lips? Rolling it around in their mouths and licking it lovingly? Even cigarettes are smaller versions of the penile protuberance. What about tools? Drills, screwdrivers, hammers? Virtually EVERYTHING with a handle is penis-shaped! About the only thing I can think of that resembles the female genitals is a TACO! Ha! Nightsticks carried by many police officers are definitely phallic symbols and are used to bludgeon aggressive criminals……..! How about a woman’s lipstick? Or even Chap-stick? Moistening the lips with a phallic shaped object is very sensual I think. So listen up ‘Bubba’…..the next time you slip a hotdog, or a pickle, or a banana between your lips, or the next time you take a long slurpy draw on that bottle of Bud and you feel a stirring in your groin, it just may be a hidden desire to fellate a penis being manifest! Remember, the creator gave a man a brain and a penis, but only enough blood to activate one at a time! So keep eating those mushrooms, Popcicles and breadsticks…..be aware that bullets, bombs, rockets and cannons are representations of the erect male organ. Wasn’t it a ‘phallus-shaped serpent’ that tempted Eve? Is it merely coincidence that witches are depicted riding ‘broomsticks’? Silo’s where precious life-sustaining grains were stored are most assuredly phallic shaped. Ask any man what his most prized possession is and if he is completely honest, he will reply…”my penis”. By way of ultra-sound, boy babies have been observed fondling their penises while still in the womb! On the subject of masturbation, I doubt that there are many boys (especially teenagers) who haven’t regularly “whacked-the-weenie”! Depending on your preference, every man has the burning desire to ram their phallus into a vagina or anus as often as possible. Penis envy is yet another emotion often felt by men (and some butch lesbians). Viagra has become an icon drug in recent times, as well as a plethora of ‘penis enlargement’ programs. Show me a man with a small penis and I’ll show you a man who would pay mega-bucks to have it enlarged to a huge one. Men with small penises are often overtly aggressive to compensate for their “shortcomings”! Napoleon and Hitler were said to have had ‘infantile’ penises. Then there are those men with “big-dicks” who feel it is their sworn duty to ‘pleasure’ as many women as they can. Often being extremely egotistical and self absorbed, they strut around like cocks in the barnyard feeling highly superior to those poor wretches who don’t possess their fabulous ‘manhood’! Being referred to as a “STUD” is the highest compliment you can pay to any man. In summation; it is the erect penis, both in reality as well as representation that rules the world. Perhaps when I refer to our president as …”a dickhead” it isn’t such a bad thing after all …………Ha! Rex D 7/12/03
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All written word is "The Opinion" of Thomas A. unless otherwise noted...
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